if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
this website scares me
this website inspires me
two types of people
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andinthatmomentisweariwasbatman:
i made my fb status “boys r gross” and my mom saw and told me to change it to say “except my brother” bc itll hurt his feelings
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imagine guinea pigs
undomesticated
hunting
in packs
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